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- Good day, I come to apply for credit.

- Glad to help you, Don Moises.Veamos ... How many calls?

- 1 dollar.

- How? Please Don Moses, it is not necessary to request a credit for that amount. Can you remove any of their accounts. Is it out of your checking or savings account of?

- I said I want to give me a credit of 1 USD! If I grant it?, Cancel the account book, the investment fund and go to another bank CRAP!

- Oh, no, Don Moses, please! Do not get me wrong. Since then, we have no objection to granting credit, missing more. Well, what term you want?

- One month.

- A month?

"Well, as is a short term we apply a 10% interest and you be one of our best customers, we will leave it in 5%, would you agree?

- Okay, as a guarantee, I want to leave the Mercedes Benz.

- Mercedes Benz? But Don Moises! For that amount need not leave us a guarantee. In addition, for you any warranty!

- I said I want to leave the Mercedes warranty! If I do not agree to cancel the account and everything else, and go to another bank, Carajo!

- Oh, no, no, Don Moses! Please! We gladly accept your warranty, yes, you can leave

in the parking office. Now you can simply sign here ... That's, well ... Thank you Don Moises and available, soon.

Don Moses comes home and heads exultantly to his wife,

- Sara!! , Now we can go to Dubai on holiday!, Secure parking found for Mercedes Benz

for a month! And for just $ 1.05!

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